Hurby K

Good afternoon Hurbs and Hurbettes. This blog is dedicated to Hurby K,.

Last night I decided to go to alive at 5 after work. Hurby K ended up meeting up with me for one drink. One vodka tonic and one jack and coke turned to 8 and soon we were making friends with everyone and urinating in public garages, seeing whose stream would roll further down the pitched ramp.

Continuing along on our night, we bounced from bobby v's to blackbear and back while listening to old 90's bands. Having a very good night, we decided it would be best to meet up with some friends, and spend the night in Stamford. Hurby K made a pretty good arguement about staying local so I agreed. then we had to go and move her little hurby car from the lot. On the way we stopped for a beer and in her words "tonight is going to get sloppy"...

Because it is almost one and i am leaving work i am going to stop here. I might continue on Tuesday, but probably not. Moral of the story is dont trust her alone in Stamford... she thinks with the wrong half of her body.

Crack

Shit that Bothers Me

So today i am going to write my blog about shit that bothers me. If you are one of the six or seven people that read this, dont do any of these things around me because it bothers me

1) If you have a blackberry and I have blackberry dont fucking text me. Hate that shit

2) When you open a cheese single while **** and you accidentally east the plastic wrapping (happens more on white than yellow)

3) the Keurig machine makes the coffee too hot

4) People who insist on breaking when the light is green

5)Ariana Michaloutsos

6) When I put my pants on and they dont fit

7) If you send an email with a read receipt, and someone reads it and doesnt answer.

8) Not having meatloaf on Tuesdays

9) Having to get up an pee in the middle of the night

10) My boss

11) Slow internet connections that obstruct "me time"

12) Shitting in the office and walking out and having someone else or boss in there

13) People who lift with improper form

14) Spilling coffee on my shirt first thing in the morning.

15) People who respond to stories with either "really" "no way" or "you've got to be kidding me" but mean it and actually like want an explanation.

16) People who say "what" pause, and then respond to you.

17) Being behind a slow walker

18) People in Stamford who smoke a black and mild at a restaurants.. like come on

19) jajajaja instead of hahahaha

20) Bananas with brown spots

21) spinach

22) The fact that no one actually reads this

Alive at Five

So today marks the first concert of the annual live at five summer series. I will be attending. Now for those of you who read this blog not named Kelly or Kim,this means shits gonna be fucking bananas. Im talking hotel bans, overturned tents, uprooted street signs, whole nine. Actually not really. I have matured as a young flourishing adult, and have every intention of staying under control throughout the event.

Anyway. so what the fuck else is up. Really long tennis match, Italy is out of the world cup, and I invented a new type of shitting int he office. I call it "Remove your S before you S". I believe it is much More comfortable to take your dress shit off before you sit down, especially when you have a tie. This eliminates the chance of any shirt and or tie to seat contact. I love office shits. I mean its like 15 minutes of uninterrupted you time.

O and props to the duuuds ballin out this morning. Gonna get real big errr Thursday morning with them, and bring my hibernating abdominal muscles to fruition in some time. gotta stop with those mid night eats though. I mean for no reason I got out of bed around 2 and had a plate of chocolate cake. I mean lloyd banks said get the cake ***** but not sure that's what he had in mind. Anyway time to go get bombed and piss off my girlfriend.

Stay thirsty friends.

Crack

Back in Blog

So after finding out that Kelly Mahon has a twitter account (the words fine and ugh dominate 98% of it) and impetus from her, I have decided to return to the blogging world. I been had blogs. I been had snacks. I've been bloggin since you kids were getting finger blasted at the Sadie Hawkins dance so just be ready for the things your gonna read here. Today my plan is to get big at the office, then get big and lift at lunch, then get big and eat an nice smoked ham and provolone sandwich.

Thats it for tdoay. Consider this an appetizer to wet your pallet for whats to come.

JC

Come Network in Stamford!

A vital aspect to being a successful business is the relationship’s built between current clients, prospective clients, and people you meet day to day. You never know who you’re going to meet and any one person can open the door for you or for your business.
Building strong relationships is an excellent way to expand your professional circle, being that each person works in a different industry, allowing you access to various businesses.
In regards to professional relationships, it’s all about quality, not quantity.

Attending networking events is extremely important for employees. Tomorrow, I will be accompanying one of The TNS Group’s Account Managers to “Beyond The Recession”, a small business breakfast and networking opportunity. Joe Connolly, A WCBS / Wall Street Journal Reporter will hosting a panel discussion on how to grow and increase your sales after the economic downturn. Confirmed Panelists include, Wendy Caplan-Carroll, a Constant Contact New York, Joshua Crandall, the founder of Clever Commute on Metro North, David Lewis, President of Operations lnc. Human Resources Outsourcing and Consulting of Stamford, and Mitchell Grossinger Etess, the CEO of Mohegan Sun.
This networking breakfast begins at 7:30 am and ends at 10 am. I think the networking hour will be very beneficial for the attendees. It will give them time to meet other business owners and employees from the Stamford area, being that it‘s at the Stamford Hilton. Hopefully this event will create some opportunities for new clients in the Stamford area.


Stay tuned for feedback on the “Beyond The Recession” Networking Breakfast


Tara McKenna

Studying with Johnny Pizzas

Hey everyone. BAck at ten thirty the next morning studying for that Garden Design Midterm. Its alot more difficult then you would imagine, so stop laughing at me. School here is kinda a joke, but now that its mid terms week, we all are forced to remember that this study abroad program is actually not a four month vacation, but some sort of educational experience. Actually, i take that back. This is a type of school different then any other I have attended thus far. We dont just sit in the class room, but rather absorb the world around us, and become educated culturally. While I cannot say I have added some useless math equation to my general knowledge, I can say that I have learned to appreciate the things around me, as well as enjoy the beauty of Florence. In America, we tend to move too fast with our heads down and our minds solely on the final goal. I.E. Let me study really hard to get an A then forget everything i learned after one hard night of boozing. No. Here it is different. Here everything is slower, and here everything means something. In the smallest alleyway, art can be found, and the little corner shop might just have the best sandwich you've ever eaten. So take my word for it and slow down a little bit back home. You might just find something you never realized was there. And johnny pizzas says cia to everyone reading. He is my friend.

Hello

Hello Everyone. Due to school and work commitments, I have not been able to keep up with this blog as much as I might have hoped. However, that is all going to change. I will be traveling to Florence, Italy, and intend to chronicle my exploits overseas. Think of it as a Fear and Loathing type trip, minus the ether, adrenaline, and salt shaker. I intend to stay in a hostel, fly in Amsterdam, and drink so much wine that my pee pee tastes like grapes. Be sure to stay around and follow me as I bring American to Europe!!!